老外翻譯的「三字經」

老外翻譯的「三字經」

人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good..
性相近： Basically, all the sex are the same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it
貴以專： Is to know that it's very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處： Chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學： If you don't study hard,
斷機杼： Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山： Dou, the Famous,
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability became well-known.
養不教： If the children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is all their father's fault !
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